What will you call a Malayali?

When S. Sreesanth caught Misbah-ul-Haq at short fine leg to give India the first ever World T20 title, a flood of jokes went viral. The most famous among them being Misbah missing the basic fact that you’ll find a Malayali in every corner of the world. This morning, the tag #മലയാളീസ് (#Malayalis) was trending on Twitter, just going on to show our clan is all over the world! So, here’s a list of places where you’ll find this great clan (and what they’re called there!):

What will you call a Malayali in Kerala?

A protestor

What will you call a Malayali living in US/UK?
A nerse

What will you call a Malayali living in Bangalore?
A sofdvayar engineyar

What will you call a Malayali living in Chennai?
Kerala’s Revenge for Mulaperiyar

What will you call a Malayali living in Mumbai?
Priyadarshan

What will you call a Malayali living in Delhi?
AK Anthony

What will you call a Malayali living in Kolkata?
A Comrade

What will you call a Malayali living in the Gulf?
A Native

What will you call a Malayali in Orissa?
Cheap labour hunter!

What will you call a Malayali in Goa?
Priyadarshan (Mumbai Malayali) looking for beef fry

What will you call a Malayali on the Moon?
That Chackochi who gave Neil Armstrong his zero-gravity Kanan-Devan chaya!

What will you call a Malayali in Hollywood?
A Mohan Lal/Mammooty Fan Club Member on a membership drive


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