10 Things that UNESCO will declare soon

Almost every person who is connected to social media or the Internet will know that UNESCO has declared India’s national Anthem (Jana-Gana-Mana – for those unaware) as the Best National Anthem in the World. In fact, UNESCO has been declaring Jana-Gana-Mana as the best ever since the days we’ve all had email IDs, and those flood of forwards started hitting our Inboxes with the subject line that started with ‘FWD: FWD: FWD: Fwd: FWD: FWD: Fwd: FWD: FWD’. Recently, our online nationalists had much to rejoice about as UNESCO named our Honourable Prime Minister as the Best Prime Minister in the World. Going with this trend of ‘everything-Indian-is-unbeatable’, here are a ten (plus one) things that that we may hear soon, which will be music to our ears.

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  • UNESCO has named the Indian basketball team as the best football team in the world.
  • UNESCO has declared India as the winner of Euro 2016.
  • UNESCO has declared Gilli-Danda (Vitti Daandi, as I called it in my childhood days) as the Best Sport in the World.
  • UNESCO has declared the cow as the World’s ‘National’ Animal.
  • UNESCO has declared products from Ulhasnagar as the most authentic products of the world.
  • UNESCO has declared India as the least corrupt country in the world.
  • UNESCO has declared Candy Crush as the best online game ever.
  • UNESCO has found out that the toilets inside India’s long distance Express trains as the best toilets in the world.
  • UNESCO has found out the Best Massage Centre in the world is the 847 Fast Local.
  • UNESCO has declared the potholes on Indian roads the best places to find oil.

And finally, UNESCO has declared this blessenvarghese.com as the best and the most updated blog ever!


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